Christian Travelers Guide

Overheard at the playground this afternoon

2 small boys, aged no more than 5, hanging off the climbing frame (not my boys, for once, but could so easily be).

Small Boy A: Your Mum just said you are going in 2 minutes

Small Boy B: Don't worry, she doesn't mean it.

Small Boy A: How do you know?

Small Boy B: She's just starting talking to some grown ups.

How do they manage to suss us out so early on?