Adam: Mummy?
Me: Yes Darling?
Adam: When I grow up I'm going to marry someone just the same as you.
cue melting heart, uplifting smiles and soaring songs.
Adam: But not as grumpy.
Skewered by the twist of the dagger of truth.
Adam: Mummy?
Me: Yes Darling?
Adam: When I grow up I'm going to marry someone just the same as you.
cue melting heart, uplifting smiles and soaring songs.
Adam: But not as grumpy.
Skewered by the twist of the dagger of truth.