Ladeeeez and Gentlemen! Roll up for the fantastical, the spectacular, the plainly awesome. For it is that time when I have gathered together the very best of the British Mummy and Daddy blog posts for your enjoyment in the biweekly BMB Carnival. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll be astounded. So grab yourself a tea, a biscuit, a glass of wine and dive right in.
Feeling you are a bad mother? Join NotSuperMum's 'Good Enough Mothers' club which she set up after one of those days...
Mari's World reasons as ye sow so ye shall reap as she watches her son's relationship with his Dad
Jen from Mum at the Madhouse provides a moving eulogy for her mother as a grandmother and hears her voice in her grandchildren.
Sally at Who's The Mummy reckons although it is only the middle of January she's got the Mother of the Year Award in the bag.
Pig in the Kitchen submits her first post to the carnival, dealing with time travel and a recipe for gluten free/vegan Christmas biscuits. Only Pig could manage to fit both those into the same post!
Nappy Valley Girl's becoming a basketball Mom
I'm joining Tiddliompompom in her fury about what people write on bibs
Pippa over at A Mothers Ramblings is making chores fun and getting the kids to do most of the floor cleaning. I like her way of thinking!
Muddling Along Mummy is wondering whether having more than 2 children is the ultimate status symbol?
In a Bun Dance's Ellen has a 5-a-day post - 5 essentials to get through the day that is. I'm in total agreement about the proper (not instant coffee) one.
Are We Nearly There Yet Mummy? has a Buzz Lightyear who has taken to uttering his own, very unwanted, opinions.
I wish that I was one of Kelly from A Place of My Own's friends as she explains her random acts of kindness
Pegs are obviously the latest fashion accessory in northern Spain as Very Bored in Catalunia chronicles
Cherished By Me is relishing the little things that make all the difference
For those with a strong stomach, Mommy Has A Headache asks 'are you sheeting me?'. When I say strong stomach, I mean strong stomach. You'll never be a carefree guest again.
Mummy from the Heart has been doing some hard work and gives us her pick of the new bloggers. Pop over to see who she recommends!
Gingerbread House has surprised herself by returning to work and Mellow Mummy has a first day at nursery moment
There's a guide to creating fancy dress for the 3 Kings Festival (Jan 6th) from RedTartArt
Beckicklesie has an ode to Cosmic Girlie Jay (and her great passion for bacon).
Those Cranky Monkeys offer an overview of their 2010
Notes from Home has Five Offbeat Frugal Tips - I'm loving the one about the herbal ice cubes
and finally Baby Budgeting has ideas for birthday gifts for other peoples children, on a budget!
STOP PRESS! Living With Kids has a son who makes his own toast! There is hope for me yet.
Hope you enjoyed it. The next carnival is on Feb 1st at New Mummy. Catch up with you there.